ICYMI: Hire me for $0


I'm shamelessly stealing from Chris Orzechowski for this quick post (with a tip of the hat to Josh Spector for sharing this idea). I'll have a meatier post on conducting a quick review of your website and/or LinkedIn profile in the next few days, but I'd love to get feedback from each of you today.

Imagine you could hire me to help you with your individual or corporate brand messaging for $0.

  • What would you have me do for you?
  • What problem would you want me to solve for you?
  • How could I help with your personal or corporate brand materials?
  • What could I take off your plate?
  • What would you like me to teach you or show you how to do?

I'm trying to do some market research here and create some terrific YouTube videos or Playbooks/Workbooks like the ones you can find here on my website. Among the things you can download (no email required) are Proofreading Tips, 10 Ways to Stop Being Overlooked, a Case Study Builder Worksheet, and a workbook for Communication Project Postmortems.

Just hit Reply and answer one or more of these questions if you've got a few minutes. And if you're in a hurry to address some of these issues, let's talk.

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Peter Osborne

Sound like yourself. Get heard where it matters. Frictionless is a twice-monthly newsletter for leaders who get judged by what they write: founders, executives, and anyone whose words get read by boards, investors, reporters, and prospects. Each issue gives you practical ways to clear the Brand Garbage from your writing so you sound like yourself and get heard in the rooms that decide careers, deals, and reputations. I'm an executive ghostwriter and award-winning business journalist who spent decades in boardrooms and newsrooms helping leaders say what they mean. You'll get templates and scripts you can use today, stories I usually save for private clients, and a few curated reads worth your time.

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